6. Children of the Living Dead - 2001
Serial killers, rapists and zombies, the perfect recipe to a horrible movie. What makes this one special? The director, Tor Ramsey, actually responded to a bad review by writing an apology letter explaining why Children of the Living Dead is so terrible. Well worth the read.
7. The Apple - 1980
Look at this:
You are now aware that your mouth is open. Amazing isn't it? Go on, replay it, you know you are going to anyway, no point in stalling.
8. Van Helsing - 2004
Many find this to be a horrible movie, many think this is an OK one. The latter are wrong. There is something about people trying to sound "Romanian" in vampire movies that just makes me want to scream.
In this case though, I just laughed my ass off. But it still gets two thumbs down.
9. The Watcher - 2000
Most people I know have never heard of this movie and I can't quite understand why the radars never really picked up on it (blatant lie). Here is an "action scene" from the film.
Yes, that is Keanu Reeves dancing. Goosebumps, eh?
Scientific fact: This movie could effectively bore someone to death - use with caution.
10. Vampire's Kiss - 1988
You all know how I feel about this moron so this shouldn't come as a surprise. This is a movie in which Nicolas Cage believes he is turning into a vampire. It is easy to understand why my rage-meter broke and I actually ended up enjoying it.
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| Bog-eyed fucker |
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